The F*ckGear Racer Vest was part of a line coming direct from Mr S in San Francisco and was designed to be played in, but (unlike Rubber) doesn't take a team of people to put on and take off.
 
It's wipe-clean and machine washable too.
 
These shorts are marked as XL but unworn and unstretched are 15" end to end. I have a 34"waist and they fit me perfectly.
 
Can take more measurements if requested.
 
Mr S no longer make this line, but when they did the RRP was £79.99.